Fart Dictionary

Fart Dictionary

by Scott Sorensen

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Overview

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780762491766
Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers
Publication date: 05/29/2018
Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 906,663
File size: 19 MB
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Age Range: 12 - 18 Years

About the Author

Scott A. Sorensen is a mechanical engineer who has worked with Fortune 500 companies in the development of amusement park rides at Disneyland. Finally deciding to abandon the amusement park trade, Sorensen moved to Florida and wondered what to do next. Always wanting to write, he decided to pen his great book: the dictionary of farts.

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Fart Dictionary 4.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 23 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was a beautifly written book with a great veriety of vocab words that every gassy person should know. The author may have picked a very revolting topic to write a book/diction about but every one does it a 1000000000000000000000 times in a lifetime. Although the book wasnt very long, it had all the definitions written out descriptedly. You should definately get this awesome, desciptive, beautiful book!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im out dog
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Very very very very very very very very very very very very very STUPID.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt????
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I cant beluve this guy wrote a whole book about farting I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a funny book . My friend has it .
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Haha <p> <p> very funny <p> <p> i loved it <p>
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
BLOOD,GUTS,& FARTS
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
U have farted! -Hollie
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
WHEN DID THIS GUY GET THIS IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You call this a book ive seen better even barneys better than this wow and you know what suck is thqat we cant move on until we rate this this should be a zero star book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!! #ifartalot
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love it-so funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was so gasssy durning this booj that i had to get my constpation doctor to put ot of my butt this huge poop the size of the empire state building it was like a atomic bomb going of in thev 60 Ssssss sorry gass agpain;* just jokeing
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