Homeroom Diaries

Homeroom Diaries


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In James Patterson's first highly illustrated "diary fiction" story for teens, the mega-bestselling author's most endearing and original teen heroine ever proves that everyone can use a helping hand once in a while.

Margaret "Cuckoo" Clarke recently had a brief stay in a mental institution following an emotional breakdown, but she's turning over a new leaf with her "Operation Happiness". She's determined to beat down the bad vibes of the Haters, the Terror Teachers, and all of the trials and tribulations of high school by writing and drawing in her diary. And when life gets really tough, she works through her own moments of uncertainty through imaginary conversations with her favorite literary characters.

Cuckoo's also got a nearly impossible mission: she, along with her misfit band of self-deprecating friends (who call themselves "the Freakshow") decide to bridge the gap between warring cliques and "bring the Nations together". Not everyone is so willing to join hands and get along, but Cuckoo never stops smiling... until one of her closest friends, pushed to desperation by a Hater prank, decides that enough is enough.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780316207584
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Publication date: 05/03/2016
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 226,511
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.90(d)
Age Range: 12 - 18 Years

About the Author

James Patterson has had more New York Times bestsellers than any other writer, ever, according to Guinness World Records. Since his first novel won the Edgar Award in 1977 James Patterson's books have sold more than 300 million copies. He is the author of the Alex Cross novels, the most popular detective series of the past twenty-five years, including Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider. He writes full-time and lives in Florida with his family.


Palm Beach, Florida

Date of Birth:

March 22, 1947

Place of Birth:

Newburgh, New York


B.A., Manhattan College, 1969; M.A., Vanderbilt University, 1971

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Homeroom Diaries 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 20 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
After waiting so long for this book to be released I'm exited to say I was NOT disappointed. I pretty much loved Cuckoo right away, she's cool, she's funny and totally loyal to her friends and humanity despite having gone through some really bad stuff. As always James Patterson has delivered :) What I was amazed at was the brilliant artwork - I've never seen anything quite like this in a book before and it really worked for me, Keino's artwork is amazing. I can't wait for  the next book in the series.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I litterally could not put this book down it took me onan emotional rollercoaster with the characters in this book. James patterson made thecharacters very relatable and they seem like regular people and I can't wait until the second one comes out
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is terrible for kids13 and under. It has cuss words, suicide, depression, and a sexual attack on a girl. Do not read if your parents disapprove. There is also very inappropriate and disturbing pictures on every page. From a disapproving parent
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Excellent plot with some great characters and amazing illustrations.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a good book readit!!! (PLEASE)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hope its good
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is the first book i have read from james patterson and im gonna read more. It is very hard for me to find a good author. I just found the perfect author
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I only got the free preveiw but going to get the full the full version! Had a great plot and good story!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Such a great book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This just might be one of James Patterson's most creative idea yet. Having an illustrated novel for teens was definitely a stroke of genius! The story is good too. Cuckoo has a voice that draws you in and keeps you hooked throughout the entire book. It was heartbreaking, it was hilarious, I think this book was very well written. James Patterson has done it again!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
ReadersFavorite More than 1 year ago
Reviewed by Kristine Hall for Readers' Favorite In Homeroom Diaries, authors James Patterson and Lisa Papademetriou cover some heavy material in the very believable voice of main character, Maggie Clarke. It's junior year of high school, and Maggie "Cuckoo" Clarke has chosen optimism as her modus operandi. It doesn't matter that she had a mental breakdown after her mother abandoned her (hence the nickname Cuckoo), that the school counselor anxiously and almost enthusiastically awaits a relapse, that she and her "Freak Show" friends are bullied by the school's haters, or that even those who seem to have it together are teetering on the edge. Oh, and she may have a crush on her teacher and the feeling might be mutual. Despite the odds, Cuckoo and her Freak Show friends will choose happiness for not only themselves, but for the entire school -- come hell or high water. "Even trees go through sad times, but then they burst back to life. That will be me. THAT will be me." Cuckoo Clarke, as she prefers to be called, is an amazing narrator. (And on that note, Lauren Fortgang does an excellent job of reading, though as is often the case, her male voices sound a lot like Rudolph with his fake nose on his face.) Through Cuckoo's diary entries, readers are taken straight into the battlefields of high school, where even the teachers and school staff can be the enemy. Cuckoo navigates it all and strives to accept herself, faults and all, embracing what makes her unique, in part because she has the support of an incredible foster mother, Mrs. Morris. Patterson and Papademetriou quickly establish the deep love and respect between Cuckoo and Mrs. Morris, setting the stage for even more heartache. There are a few parts that are unrealistic -- two quick examples are a seventeen-year-old protégé being hired as a high school teacher and a student who attempted suicide being right back in school just days later -- but the writing is vivid and the messages are powerful. Cuckoo Clarke reminds readers that the bad doesn't have to define who you are, and that happiness -- even if you have to rewrite endings to find it -- is a life choice.
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So bad Had to give it a star tho
ariana13 More than 1 year ago
not so good. very boring
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Can relate to my life in a few ways
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not as good as some of his other books:(
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