Katie Means is mad at God. First, he made her son, Patrick, handicapped. Now he’s letting the government close her son’s school. There’s nothing for her to do except take matters into her own hands - rubber-gloved, of course, because what Katie has decided to do is steal from the rich and give to the poor. The rich just happen to be members of a too conservative church, the one pastored by her husband, the Rev. Kevin Means. Katie enlists the help of Jack Jordan, the recently released career thief Katie helped to put away. Whether it’s through Jack, her husband, her counselor, her best friend, or obnoxious church women, Katie finds that God just won’t leave her alone. Justified Means combines humor, tragedy, faith, unbelief, absurdity, and a good streak of larceny in the life of an ordinary woman.