How much do you know about farts?
Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book.
Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book.
Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? The fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book.
Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should read this gas-powered, illustrated encyclopaedia of fun and flatulent facts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
Get it now at this bottom-end, blow-out price, and become an expert in the windy and wacky science, history, and art of musical gas!
Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.
|Publisher:||Top Floor Books|
|Product dimensions:||5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.33(d)|
|Age Range:||10 - 13 Years|
About the Author
Table of Contents
Section 1: Fart Science: Fart Chemistry; Faster Than a Flying Fart; Gas Warfare; Fart Breath; Fartometer; Fart Medicine; Fart Psychology
Section 2: Farty Foods: Blowiest Beans; Fartiest Foods; Stink Sandwich; Other Gas Sources
Section 3: Farty People: Boy vs. Girl Farts; Dreamy Farts; Underwater Farts; Heavenly Farts
Section 4: Farty Animals: Fartiest Animals; Fart-Free Animals; Cows Fart at Both Ends; Farting Ninja Elephants; Snake Farts; Fish Fart Language; Fart Breathers; Beetle Love Farts; Maggot Fart Medicine; Cockroach Farts
Section 5: Farts in the News: Fart Wars; Fart Contests; Emergency Farts; Farts on Fire; Illegal Cow Farts; Farts on Trial; Fart Protest; Fart Forecast; World Record Fart
Section 6: Farts in History: Oldest Fart Joke; Ancient Greek Farts; Fart Like an Egyptian; Roman Fart Riot; God of Farts; Fart Worship
Section 7: Farts Around the World: Japanese Fart Art; Chinese Fart Doctors; Fart Criminals in Malawi; Toot Hello in the Amazon; German Fart Music; Fartland’s Got Talent; Fly the Farty Skies
Section 8: Farts in Space: Zero-G Gastronauts; Fart Rockets; Space Fart Pollution; First Fart on the Moon
Section 9: Fart Thesaurus
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Reviewed by Kristen Van Kampen (Teen Reviewer) for Readers' Favorite The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts by M.D. Whalen is an interesting, informative book that walks the reader through the science, history, and art of farting. The book explains everything that you'd ever want to know about farting, including how many farts it would take to power a bomb, where farting is illegal and where it's considered polite, and which animals communicate with farts. It explains jobs that involve farts, wars that almost started due to farts, and which foods will cause you to fart the most. It'll even tell you about the farts of cockroaches. I really, really enjoyed reading The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts by M.D. Whalen. The book is very well written, and absolutely perfect. It is extremely informative and readers will want to impress everyone with their new-found fart facts. I found this book very interesting, and it even made farts seem awesome. I was hooked by the first page, and I did not want to put the book down. I liked how it was organized into small blurbs about each topic, and so people in a rush could just read a page or two at a time. The pictures by Des Campbell are very well drawn and are sure to make the reader laugh or giggle. I absolutely loved this book, and would read it again. This book would be helpful if someone wanted to fart less, or fart more, as it explains which foods make you fart. I would definitely recommend this book to all readers.